Saw this on one of those little ‘human interest’ bits that they do to pick you back up after the real News and the song’s been stuck in my head all day. It’s some happy kiwis singing for their supper at McDonalds. I know it’s kind of become a thing to video yourself rapping your order at the drive-thru and post it on YouTube, but those are all really annoying, this is much nicer. It’s a shame that the McDonald’s staff don’t just play along.

WHAKANUIA TE REO MÄ€ORI

Celebrating M�ori Language Week brought to you by the color Kikorangi and the letter I.

McDonalds = Maki T�nara.

The little lines that appear above some vowels in m�ori word are called macrons or tohut� .

A vowel with a macron is lengthened in pronunciation. In m�ori, the length of a vowel can completely change the meaning of a word. The word KĀKĀ means parrot but the street sign pictured has only recently had macrons added. Previously it caused a lot of giggles and finger pointing from Kura Kaupapa students on their way to school because, in the absence of macrons, it is another word for tiko. The South Waikato council has since added macrons to a number of street signs and the Porirua City Council are planning to do the same.

NGĀ WHETŪ O TĒNEI WIKI

Ko te reo te tino whetū o tēnei wiki kī a au, heoi, kī a TZ1 wh�nui, ko Foxy r�ua ko Hamo ng� whetū i tēnei wiki. Ng� mihi nui ki korua. Ka pai � korua mahi.

Hei kor�! David

In a world full of apples and oranges, creative people are bananas. The creative mind is a funny thing, it’s kind of like a hyperactive 4 year old, it has a short attention span, it likes to wander off when mum (mom) and dad aren’t looking, it’s prone to the occasional toy-throwing tantrum and it’s  always asking ‘Why?’ and it doesn’t even care what the answer is. Children are very creative, most of us lose that creative ability as we grow up and haircuts, mortgages and real jobs. Fortunately for those of us in the business of being creative, we never really have to grow up. Our child-like imaginations and ability to send our mind off for a wander are our greatest assets, they allow fresh perspectives on everyday things.

I find randomness inspirational. I keep a collection of completely random objects and images that I’ve found. If every I’m stuck for an idea I flick through my collection of randomness and see what it sparks off. Throwing a little randomness into the mix allows you to move beyond the obvious solution to the brief and start exploring solutions from a fresh perspective. It’s this kind of random mind-wandering that has created links between polar bears and soft drink, gorillas and chocolate and pirates and breakfast cereal.

And if your ever really stuck for a fresh take on things, just ask yourself – What Would the Japanese Do?

Here’s a rabbit in a tea cup.

WHAKANUIA TE REO MÄ€ORI

Celebrating M�ori language Week brought to you by the color M�whero and the digraph Wh.

A rabbit in a tea cup – He r�peti kei roto i te kapu tī.

There are 2 mÄ�ori words for banana and a kind of interesting, but probably not really, story behind them. When MÄ�ori first arrived on these shores, between 800AD and 1300AD, they brought with them their crops from the pacific. One of those crops was the banana, but it is too cold to grow bananas here. So by the time Europeans arrived and brought the banana back to these shores, the memory of the banana and the word for banana was long forgotten. So MÄ�ori adopted and adapted the English word to create the word Panana (there’s no B in the mÄ�ori alphabet). The other mÄ�ori word for banana, that has been adopted more recently, is Maika. This is the Tahitian word and, because the languages are closely related, it is likely that this is what the original mÄ�ori word for banana would have been. So Banana = Panana or Maika.

David

Create a New Zealand Consulate experience in your very own home or office! Decorate the room  with New Zealand tourism posters as seen in Murray’s office in Flight of the Conchords. You can download high resolution images from this guy. Here’s a couple of my favorites…

Here’s a link to the Tourism New Zealand website, because seriously… ewe should come.

WHAKANUIA TE REO MÄ€ORI

Celebrating M�ori language Week brought to you by the color K�k�riki Aho, the letter R and Nickelodeon.

David

Someone smart person who was involved with the launch of Toyota’s new little car, the iQ, thought designing a font for the campaign was a good idea. But an even better idea was do it with the car.

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 blog crasher Mark

WHAKANUIA TE REO MÄ€ORI

Celebrating M�ori language Week brought to you by the color Karaka and the letter E.

The m�ori word for Font is Momotuhi.

I’ve been working on projects for the U.S. Army race teams recently and while doing my homework, I stumbled across some impressive  images that show just how well this pattern does its job of making the U.S. Army soldiers almost invisible…

There are 4 soldiers in the next image…

And the image below  has 4 soldiers and 7 ninjas…

The next evolution in camoflage will no doubt be some kind of stealth suit the bends lightwaves around the person wearing it. Here’s a nice little marketing stunt for a public awareness campaign where they created this illusion with a film camera and a projector.

WHAKANUIA TE REO MÄ€ORI

Celebrating M�ori language Week brought to you by the color Waiporoporo and the digraph Ng.

The M�ori word for Army is tau� (toe-ah).

The m�ori name for New Zealand’s Army is Ng�ti Tūmatauenga, ‘Tribe of the God of War�

New Zealand has 3 and half official languages, M�ori, New Zealand sign language, English and our very own unique dialect of English known as New Zild.

This week we celebrate the the MÄ�ori language with MÄ�ori Language Week – Te Wiki o Te Reo Maori. MÄ�ori Language Week is about people who don’t usually speak Te Reo ‘giving it a go’ and it’s about being supportive and accepting of those who choose to speak it as an everyday language. Every week is Maori Language Week at my whare. When our daughter was about 6 months old, my wife and I were invited along to a hui about raising bilingual tamariki. There we learned about the advantages of raising your child bilingually and about some of the wrongs of the past and the uncertain future that the mÄ�ori language faces.

So, because raising a child wasn’t difficult enough already, we decided to raise ours with a language that we hadn’t learned to speak yet. This seemed like a bad idea at the time, but our 2 year old girl is now very chatty in 2 languages. It hasn’t been easy and it’s not going to get any easier, we still need to keep studying and working hard to stay ahead of the superior learning ability that children possess. So M�ori Language Week is important to my wh�nau because it helps create positive attitudes and acceptance towards Te Reo M�ori and makes it a normal part of everyday life in New Zealand, if only for a week. Ahakoa he iti, he pounamu.

I really get a kick out of seeing Te Reo M�ori in the mainstream for the week. For example, last year TVNZ’s morning talk show Breakfast was renamed Parakuihi for the week and this morning the used m�ori placenames and days of the week for the weather report. Also, this year, Nickelodeon are playing Te Reo Maori episodes of Spongebob squarepants – ara ko Spongebob Tarau Porowh�.

So for a little Wiki o Te Reo MÄ�ori fun, here’s some kiwi placenames for you to try at home…

A nice easy one to get warmed up…

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Whakat�ne

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Rotorua

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Taup�

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Here you’ll find a map with lots more, just click the location on the map to here the audio.

David

This Friday or all Fridays, at this end of this week, of all weeks, it seems appropriate to resurrect the Zoner of the Week.

For me Zoners have the following traits:
- A Can Do attitude
- Fun and energetic
- A desire to exceed expectations
- A willingness to learn as we go
- Open and positive
- Ego-less

These add up to extraordinary. It is a choice to act like this and we make this choice. Ordinary is not welcome.

This is our esprit de corps. Our mojo. And I am proud be part of a team that embraces these values.

With this in mind the Zoner of the Week goes to ALL our team, nationwide and coast to coast. In this pressure packed deadline demanding week I believe we all looked carefully at ourselves and asked ‘how can I make this better’?

Rich even bought coffee.

Next week will also have it’s challengers but we are now better equipped.

Welllll done, and thanks.

ENTERCATION

As we are all a bit brain-drained it might be likely that we miss that opportunity for a clever comeback

For example, if Churchill had been tired when Mrs Braddock said to him ‘Sir, you are drunk’, he may have replied ‘Doh’, and it might have been several hours before he thought of the rather keen comeback ‘Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.’

In French there is a rather nice expression for coming up with a clever comeback when it is too late…’l'esprit de l’escalier’

Entercationally speaking this means ‘stairway wit’.

Tatts

The top things you should know about Colorado now that TZ1 has an office here:

1. Outdoor Activities-the best skiing in the world, climbing, rafting
2. Crazy weather-two weeks ago it was 75 degrees on Tuesday and then on Wednesday there was a massive blizzard
3. People love beer, especially micro brews
4. It has more pet dogs per capita than any other state-that means we are all very friendly and loving
5. Denver has more professional sports teams than any other city-football (Broncos), baseball (Rockies), basketball (Nuggets), hockey (avalanche), soccer (Rapids), Lacrosse (Mammoth), Rugby (Barbarians)
6. 300 days of blue sky
7. Home to the second largest running race in the whole U.S.-the BolderBOULDER
8. The Rocky Mountains
9. Colorado is one of two states that no water runs into-the other being Hawaii
10. 52 of 54 14,000 foot peaks in the Continental Unites States are in Colorado
11. Colorado Spring is home to the Olympic Training Center
12. If you stand on the Southwest border of Colorado you can actually stand in four States (Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, and Utah)
13. Denver boasts the largest city park system in the country, 90 golf courses and 650 miles of paved trails.
14. Our city tagline is, “the mile high city” that’s because our elevation is 5,280 feet, which equals a mile.
15. Denver is considered the thinnest city in America and Colorado is the thinnest state.
16. It was on top of nearby Pikes Peak in 1893 that Katherine Lee Bates was inspired to write the words to “America the Beautiful.”
17. The famous Red Rocks Amphitheater is in the Colorado foothills

Fear-on

Hi Everyone,

MadMen is one of my favorite shows on TV,  being in the Ad business it is a great look back at how this world worked in the 60′s and how much it has changed since this time…. and how much it hasn’t. With the US team in NZ this week I started to compare our Ad Men to the Mad Men of the show, and so with out further a do, I present to you The Mad Men Guide to TimeZoneOne. So print it out, pin it up, and the next time you call us timewarp back to the 60′s, poor yourself a strong 10.30am whiskey, light a cigarette, and do business the old school way….

Click on the image to embiggen it….

T

It’s been a while since I have written a post so it has forced me to reflect on what’s new in my life since my last blog. COLOUR (or color, for our US readers). For the last couple of months I have taken up a Watercolour Painting Class on a Friday morning (apparently this is what ladies do with their spare time), which has proven to be a very interesting process. 

Firstly, I’m a complete novice and quickly learning that there are two masters involved with watercolour painting, you and the paper.  I’m so used to working on a computer and having complete control over the work that I produce. Working with a medium where the whim of the paper, paint and water can take the work in unexpected directions is very hard to get used to but also very refreshing. Imagine working on an advertisement and then at a seemingly random moment the computer decided to add some lorem ipsum and flip the work sideways and slip down the page! Sometimes the mistakes are happy ones.

Maybe by next blog I might be brave enough to post some examples of my work but at this point please enjoy these artists.

Monet in the making – Kim