Sheep are an incredibly boring animal so there’s not a whole lot to say about them, but occasionally they do make the news and with words like ewe, wool, shear and flock cry out for a pun, writers cant help themselves. So whenever I see a story about sheep I always read it just to see how much self control the writer was able to exercise. Today’s sheep news didn’t disappoint.

Sheep racing all over baa the shouting 

Here’s some more great and not so great news headines…

No knobby bobby keeps jobby  – a story about a sex-change policeman turned policewoman who was fired but reinstated by the courts.

Super Cally go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious – when Inverness Caledonian Thistle thrashed Celtic in a football game.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Man sought for indecent acts

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Dead man seen at party

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Crack found in man’s buttocks
Ship with 79 sinks

Tennis kicks off tomorrow

And some wee gems from some unexpected sources…

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David

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