22Apr2009
10 thoughts for today
Posted by timezoneone
Here are 10 thoughts for today
1. Why do American’s not love soccer?
2. Why do New Zealanders not love soccer?
3. Why aren’t fish and chips popular in the US?
4. What is David thinking?
5. How can snoring be so loud?
6. How can the Midwest be this flat?
7. Is Cormick a good name for a baby boy?
8. Where are all the newspapers going?
9. Is Scotland a country? A county? A suburb?
10. Is it too much to ask?
Tatts
April 22nd, 2009 at 5:59 pm
1-2. Because soccer is so horribly boring and the players always pretending that they’ve been hurt, when they’ve barely brushed shirts with another player, makes the ‘beautiful game’ very ugly to watch.
3. Fish and Chips are unpopular in the U.S. because there’s no Wattie’s Tomato Sauce or L&P.
4. If I told you what I was thinking, it would blow your fricken mind… you’d end up sitting in the corner drinking lime milkshakes, cuddling a ‘blankie’ and talking to your imaginary friend giraffe who never says anything back because you don’t know what sound a giraffe’s supposed to make, so you can’t imagine his voice.
5-10. Too much to ask.
April 28th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Scotland is the low key earth HQ of an inter galactic empire. Mwah hah hah ha.